If Jesus were to do His ministry on earth over again in 1999
He would be wanted by…
…the F.D.A. for turning water into wine without a license,
…the E.P.A. for killing fig trees,
…the Dept. of Natural Resources for His claim of being the Fountain of Living Water,
…the A.M.A. for practicing medicine without a license,
…the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness, and for His claim to be the Bread of Life,
…the N.E.A. for teaching without a certificate,
…by O.S.H.A. for walking on water without a life jacket and for flying without an airplane,
…the S.P.C.A. for driving hogs into the sea,
…P.E.T.A. for dining on roasted lamb on the Passover dinner,
…the National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advise on how to live a guilt-free life,
…the N.O.W. for not choosing a woman apostle,
…the Abortion Rights League for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born,
…the Ecumenical/Inter-'Faith' Movement for sondemning all false goods and 'religions',
…the Zoning Department for building mansions without a permit,
…the Bureau of Land Management for spending forty days in the wilderness without authorization,
…the B.A.T.F. for having un-registered swords in His company of disciples,
…the Federal Aviation Administration for not filing NOTAMS (notice to all airmen) and not getting clearance upon His ascent into Heaven,
…the United Nations for His claim to be KING of Kings and LORD of Lords.
From The Reagan Information Interchange at www.reagan.com
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